Monday, 11 May 2009

Heaven Is A Busy Bar

This weekend, whilst pondering the existence of man and the many philosophies we live by, I came across a notion which disturbs me greatly. Even though I doth be an atheist.

The world is overcrowded.

There are more dead people than there are people living.

Heaven must be like an overcrowded bar.

The thing with overcrowded bars, and presumably heaven, is that you can see everything your heart/stomach desires, but you can't get anyway near the bloody stuff because of all the other people who are just as thirsty/forgiven as you getting in your way.

Sounds like hell.

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