Ha, no need to worry about that little catch anymore. Thanks to the power of the interweb, you can now talk to complete strangers without fear of them showing you their puppies, or hypnotizing you with a bag of sweets.
This strange little website has led to the wonderful game of trying to see how quickly you can piss of the stranger that you connect with. I have transcribed my first attempt:
Stranger: oletko suomest+
Stranger: älä vaan taas sano että se oot sinä sex
You: what's your favourite sex
Stranger: I dont is harrastanut anything sex
You: harrastanut is that like doggy style?
Stranger: I dont hobby anything sex
You: hmm. are you like Morrisey?
You: so you do like sex, you just haven't had any
Your conversational partner has disconnected