A rare breed of duck faces extinction after the last two males in Britain fell in love with each other. Blue ducks, Ben and Jerry, flirt all the time shunning potential mate Cherry. "Ben and Jerry make a lovely couple," said the warden.
Now, I'm no expert, but I'm guessing ducks aren't predisposed to gayness? Surely the warden can find ways to encourage the some duck-loving rather than sell the story to the Metro and chuckle at how funny the ducks are.
Maybe dress up ladyduck in some sexy lingerie.
Do a photoshoot with ladyduck in saucy poses, perhaps with monthly centrefolds flashing a bit of cleavage to get the lads interested.
Or perhaps just kill one of the lads and when the other one needs a shoulder (do ducks have shoulders?) to cry on he'll go to ladyduck.
Job done.
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