Some months ago I began saving my spam.
Not because I actually wanted a dinosaur sized penis that could pleasure a woman until her eyes popped out, all from the power of a $1 wonderpill. No. Because some of them are obviously perpetrated by brilliant copywriters, that's why.
So, sit back and take lesson in copywriting from the greatest spam subject lines you've never deleted. All genuine spam.
The Loin King
Stop Being A Fucking Loser
John McCain: “I Promise To Invade Your Vagina”
Brave Suicide Bomber Survives Blast
Upgrade Your Man Dignity
I Hope To Meet A Man Who Is As Lonely As Me To Create A Family With Him
Strong Private Parts To Bang Women
Lohan Sentenced To Swabbing Morgue Corpses
Boobs As Big As Balloons
Paris Hilton Ripe For Scientology Detox
Upsize Your Jackhammer
Ginger Lynn Is Torn
You Are In Mafia Blacklist
Britney Spears Pregnant With Antichrist
Dog Makes Love To Cat
Get Proud Being Humongous Ok
Another load of beauties coming your way tomorrow.
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